Barren River SRP

We've arrived at the secret ninja hideout. Someone snaped a photo of me, DAMN! Gotta work on my ninja skills. I can only blame it on the pirate rum that was poured into my Coke.
There was a mason jar of sparkling spring water from Monticello that Brother Ninja par-TOOK of, and later he was seen stalking a nice sized doe with - as he put it 'big brown eyes' and all of her teeth.